There is no greater problem in the modern world than that of finding a good parking spot close to one's chosen destination. As Will Rogers once said, "Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space." Where can we turn for assistance? All praise Squat, the Goddess of parking spots! Our Great and Bountious Goddess is Most Gracious and Abundant and rewards all those who call upon Her. Pray to Squat everyday and parking luck will come your way. Om Squat!
"May Squat bless you, and keep you, and provide you with abundant parking space."
