Squatology
noun
The irrational and disorganized study of the worship of the Goddess of Parking  Spaces and Her influence on the nature of  personal parking reality.

Please note that the Temple of Squat is in no way affiliated with the Church of Squatology, a breakaway group which complicates the true worship of the Blessed Parking Goddess with a hierarchic system of initations, attracts
B-movie actors, and makes lots and lots of money.We are Squatologists in the true and nondogmatic sense.

Devotional Materials
Charge of the Parking Goddess
A traditional ritual used to worhip the Blessed Parking Goddess (BPG).

Top Ten Parking Affirmations
Revealed by the Goddess Herself.

Fun Stuff & Nun Stuff
Annie Sprinkle
There is no doubt that the good Dr. Sprinkle is a living embodiment of essence of Squat.

Nuns in Transylvania
Back by popular demand.

Nun's Practical Joke
This one is probably not going to win us friends with the Catholic League.

Nunzilla the Firebreathing Nun
Don't mess with her!

Parking Fairies
Supernatural parking assistance for New Age crystal lovers.

Windup Parking Space Goddess
Your parking problems are over!

Testimonials from Believers
"I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do. I have a wee parking angel, it sits on your dashboard and it's supposed to get you a parking space. It's worked so far. But I get a bit bored with people who believe in angels. It's a bit in the aromatherapy field for me - a bit hocus-pocus."
--Billy Connelly, Scottish Comedian/Actor

"As a hippie in the '60s, I was an earth mother, and since then I have embraced a vision of peace and compassion I associate with being female and nurturing. I know all sorts of feminists invoked all sorts of goddesses, and warrior goddesses were in vogue. Actually, Hecate, the goddess of the crossroads, was my special friend, because I was always on the edge... which is always a sort of crossroads. Now Squat (goddess of parking, finding one's place, etc.) is my favorite."
--Carol Leigh, a.k.a. the Scarlot Harlot